Friday, June 13, 2008

*Breaking* in Trifling Negro News (TNN): R. Kelly is NOT GUILTY

You see what that smile says, kids? It says that you too can, as a grown-ass man, manipulate a teenager into performing sexual acts on video, degrade and defile her at the end of it, have said video leaked in the interest of bringing you to justice, use your money and power to delay your trial for 6 years, sell millions of albums in the meantime, and then get off scot-free after a month when the trial finally DOES commence.

If there's some kind of celebration for this motherfucker a la Mike Tyson, I just might scream.

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